Don't you understand?

I was an intern at the police station, we were rumaging old cases to solve when we found a usb. It was inside a giant poopball in ten pounds of bacon incased into a ball. Then they opened an aniamted animal museum. Then Herobrine popped out, then worms attacked. And then I flew onto the temple and killed all the zombie warriorsm then puppies rained. Then the puppies shot fireballs, they then changed to fiery meatballs! I killed more warriors via headshog and they bled mustard. I love uncorns and then i died but suddenly! Give me a R au a kidding me? I have gust went poop. The end

''BARACK OBAMA''